22 Burlington

You want to slow down and enjoy the present moment. Life asks so much of you, so many responsibilities. You feel like you’re missing out. You’re stuck in your routine. Not all who wander are lost, but what’s wrong with getting a little lost?

You seek an adventure sidekick with a soft side – someone you can take on spontaneous ski trips, or simply enjoy the “classics” – a candlelit dinner, a show, a museum exhibit. Someone you can take antiquing who’ll spend as much time admiring the art as goofing off with you in the stacks when nobody is watching.

We can get lost on an exciting outdoor adventure, or lost in a poetry book. After all, one doesn’t have to go anywhere to learn something new. When was the last time you shared a bubble bath and fed each other raspberries and chocolate? Have you ever? Would you like to?

When was the last time you had unbridled intimacy? Perhaps you’re ready for a new kind of girlfriend experience; one that has familiarity and comfort like old lovers, with the passion and chemistry of the honeymoon phase.

Yes, I want to dress up and drink champagne at the opera. Yes, I want to feel your hand wander up my skirt at the museum. Yes, I want to kiss you in the forest after a sweaty hike. And yes, I want to hide in the corner of the dive bar and convince you to try pickle backs. What can I say – I contain multitudes.

Care to join me on an everlasting honeymoon?