I’m Louise and as a genuine French make effort to master a foreign language is not a priority, so please forgive my bad English, and if you understand French let me write and speak my mother tongue. Don’t let me seem silly (it would be rude and I prefer gentle people). I used to be Phd student in a scientific field, so I’m supposed to be a brainy human being, but honestly when I try in vain to read a map or untangle headphone wires I’m not really sure about it. Fortunately, according to existentialism, I can improve myself.

I’m described as a « natural beauty » : hairy, without makeup nor constraining outfit. I would like to say that it’s thanks to feminist values and years of therapy for self confidence, but it’s mainly because of idleness. Thank’s mum, dad and genetics for this outrageous beauty privilege. My favorite attire is a long black satin dress because it’s majestically comfortable and appropriate both for a romantic dinner in a palace as a dark techno party, but also for funerals and weddings at the same time! (I hope you share my enthusiasm for this amazing versatility.)

As you can read and see with my body, my brain and my dress, I’m able to escort you during all types of honorable public events. But maybe you’re not combing though my profile with the intention of decent activities. That’s good, I don’t feel in myself the least penchant to be chaste, but the greatest disposition to the contrary (I quote Sade, a guy who mastered more writing than the importance of consent). It would be a pleasure to be your play partner. You must know that although I appreciate kinky games, I always love cuddles and tenderness. I need a balance between vicious thoughts and soft gestures.

Thanks for reading my profile, let’s meet now ! It’s up to you to make me have the best job in the world 🌞