My name is Lea. The quirky, geeky girl you wish was your actual girlfriend. Originally from Czech Republic but I’ve lived in London for 12 years and still counting.
I'm 100% natural. No botox, lip fillers or fake boobs. What you see in photos is what you get. I have a cute bush and hairy armpits that tend to drive men crazy.
I am an incredibly joyful person, and it’s usually the small things that make me the happiest. The taste of coffee first thing in the morning, the warm feeling of sunshine on my skin, new book or dancing like crazy to my favourite song.
It’s almost impossible for me to go on a date without mentioning Buffy The Vampire Slayer at least once, in any context. If you’re a fan too, I’ll be more than happy to discuss who’s better: Angel or Spike? (See? Here’s the geekiness coming out.) When it comes to my sense of humour, I'm very much the female version of Chandler Bing with a slight addition of Phoebe Buffay.
I'm a very active person, and I see movement as a cheaper version of therapy. I’ve been doing yoga regularly for seven years, and I'm currently training for a half marathon. When the weather is nicer, there's a high chance you'll find me in the middle of nowhere hiking.
I’ve been in the industry for over five years. I’ve always been independent, and I do everything myself for both online and in-person work: emails, marketing, creating content, editing, and posting. It can be a lot sometimes, but I love every second of it.
I’ve always wanted my life to be an adventure, and this job is exactly that. I adore meeting people from all over the world and creating a special, long-lasting connections. I do feel like in this industry I can truly be myself, and I want you to be yourself too.
My clientele is very diverse, and I see people between the ages of 20-70+. I can proudly say - I can amuse you all.
I love to treat our meeting as a proper date. Good conversation, yummy wine (I drink them all - red, rosé, white), staring into each other's eyes, and building tension and excitement before we fuck each other's brains out. Like you, I appreciate high-quality encounters that enrich the senses and leave us both fulfilled. Fortunately for you, I'm as generous as you are.
So what are you waiting for? Let's create everlasting memories together!
Personal Details
Availability
Bookings that start at or after 10pm need to be booked in advance and I require an additional gift of £100
Incall Rates
My flat is located in East London, about a 15mins bus ride from Bethnal Green, a 20mins walk from Mile End, or 20mins walk from Hackney Wick overground. You will probably be impressed by all my books which are slowly taking over the whole place, as well as by my vinyl collection which is also slowly but surely growing.
Outcall Rates
Policies
Booking
Please send me an email or fill out the booking form on my website with all necessary information:
° A little about yourself
° Time and place of the booking
° Length of the booking
° Your likes and expectations
° Your preferred method of screening (linkedin profile or ID)
Emails without these basics will be ignored.
Deposits
A 20% non-refundable deposit is required for all bookings via Throne. I will send you a link, and the deposit must be paid within 24 hours. Please don’t contact me unless you are deposit ready. The balance is due in cash only.
Screening
For new friends, I require a photo of your ID or a link to your LinkedIn profile. If you’re not willing to screen, then please don’t bother contacting me.
Bear in mind I'm not looking for your information for anything other than safety - it will be deleted promptly after our meeting. Discretion is key, and I will respect your privacy as much as you respect mine.
Cancellations
For cancellations made more than 24 hours before the scheduled booking time, I’m happy to retain the deposit and apply it to another booking made within two weeks of our original date. (One month for bookings of 6 hours and more.) You may reschedule only once.



