22 Burlington

I am filthy, decent but I am also slightly fabulous and fairly gifted. Although I am confident in my own skin, I sincerely get shy describing my attributes. But it is customary. So… I have been told I am ‘gorgeous’, ‘striking’, ‘cute’, and been compared to Audrey Hepburn, Monica Belluci and Catherine Zeta-Jones. (blush) I have also been described as ‘top shelf’, ‘posh totty’ and ‘f*@&!ing horny like Nigella Lawson’. Apparently.

Whilst I have accepted that I am not simply a girl next door, even after years of being a purveyor of femininity, I still can’t take in (ahum) just how attracted men (and some feral women) are to me, and the impact I have on them. But attractiveness is so much more than looks. And it's refreshing to see that the kind gentlemen who took the time to write a review about our time together, remarked on my intelligence, kindness, generosity, dress sense, discretion, and clear communication. Oh and they also said I am ‘reassuring’ and ‘reliable’ - which may not sound as sexy as a fountainous facial on a friday afternoon, but it is good to know you’re in safe hands when you are being led astray.