Namaste Curious Stranger,
A very warm welcome to my delectable hive, I'm sure you're eager to meet Goddess Mia Honey. I am an all-natural Fleur d'angleterre, with my exotic looks originating from my Indian heritage. I have a petite, toned silhouette, long, raven hair, honey-coloured skin and a scrumptious derriére! Well-travelled, discreet and orally talented, speaking a dazzling array of languages!
As therapist, Mistress and Tantric Goddess, I am very well-trained in several specialist forms of authentic wellness therapies including the ancient Eastern Art of Tantra, Swedish, and Ashiatsu massage. Treat yourself to a session of pure, indulgent relaxation and pampering!
Your perfect GFE, dinner date, executive travel companion, kinky party and event promotion muse…Available in London, Paris, Frankfurt, Düsseldorf, Zürich and wider Europe, and can travel to you globally with notice.
If you require a menu of services, I am not the woman for you. My rates are for my time and companionship only.
Please make me happy and book with a week's advance notice, and introduce yourself with proper etiquette.
Screening/a reference, deposit and an icebreaker video call are essential prerequisites ;)
Excited to meet you soon...
Goddess Mia Honey
xoxo
Personal Details
Availability
Incall Rates
Outcall Rates
Virtual Rates
Policies
Contact
Please navigate to my website.
Available 24/7 on request. A week's notice is advised.
24 hours notice is required for my virtual or phone presence.
Booking
Please use the booking form on my website ✒️
I know, I know - forms are annoying - but please for my safety use the (short and sweet) application form on my website to get in touch. Use this form to send me all relevant details with ample notice to screen.
You are courteous and well-mannered. This is a holistic healing service. I offer company, conversation and class. Menus are best left at the restaurant. If you are looking for an impersonal rendezvous, I am NOT the woman for you.
Deposits
I will request a 50% deposit to cover my expenses in advance. This can be either via e-payment, or as a discreet gift voucher.
My donations are accepted in pounds sterling, euros or dollars. Please provide this in an unsealed envelope, at the very start of the session.
E-payment and other transfers such as BTC, PAXG or USDC are also accepted.
Travel costs are not included. As a guideline, they begin at £200. Travel costs are non-refundable.
Booking with less than 96 hours’ notice will incur a £250 rush fee.
Incalls incur an additional £100 charge.
Appointments starting after midnight or before 8am, will incur a £250 out of hours fee.
I have been and remain open to entering into a NDA for high-profile and high-net-worth individuals.
Screening
Please be prepared to be screened for my safety. You may submit a copy of your photo ID/license which show your name, other details should be redacted. A professional profile or LinkedIn verification, or a reference from another independent provider will also be accepted.
Cancellations
All cancellations of less than 96 hours will incur a £250 loss of income fee. The remainder of your deposit will be refunded immediately - with the exception of the travel fee.
Cancellations with more than 96 hours' notice can be rescheduled at no charge, with the exception of the travel fee.
In the unlikely event that I need to cancel, you are entitled to a full refund.
Asking for discounts or concessions means you are trying to take advantage of me. Do not be this person.
